Did I say I wasn't gay? Oh, maybe I am. How pathetic can you be cuddeling a tumble dried towel instead of a breathing being. Why, say, just put it round your neck and it might support your sore shoulders.
What would you believe of the words of a fucked up old Ex-Junkie. Well, here you have me. Ask me anything, I've probably been there. Want to benefit from my unique experiences? I'll gladly enlighten you: Life can be shit. It needn't, though.